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Wednesday 20th May

Morning Children

 

It's Mrs Lee here.

 

How are you all? Have you remembered to be kind and thoughtful towards everyone around you? Who's helped out in the house or done something kind for others?

 

Well todays challenge is to tell someone a joke:)) HAHAHA!!!! I'm not a joker but I tried and it worked! 

 

Here is some jokes you could try:laugh

1.  How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

 

2.  What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

 

3.  What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

 

4.  What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!

 

5.  What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

 

6.  How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

 

7.  What do you call fake noodle? An imposta.

 

8.  What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

 

9.  What are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

 

10.  What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt. 

 

Well lets see if you can make someone giggle today and do let me know at: cl@bishop-ridley.bexley.sch.uk

 

Have a great day. Remember today you have the power to make someones day special.

 

Bishop Ridley misses you allheart

 

Mrs. Lee

 

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